This is post number one... isn't this a lot of fun.

Honestly, this picture is not staged. This is not one of those life-like dolls or creepy Japanese robots. What you are seeing is the real thing.


We found this lovely item in the discount sales bin. Come on, at just ¥5,499 who wouldn't want one of these? You might expect to see something like this on the Chinese black market, but it's completely unexpected at the local Toys"R"us.


Unfortunately, a nearby couple picked it up before we even had the chance. If only I hadn't spent so much time looking for discounted Planet of the Apes toys. "Damn, dirty apes!"